ever pass somebody that wears the same cologne as someone you miss and it feels like your heart was just rammed by a semi truck
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.
Next Stop, Germany!
My friend, Dylan, is in the Air Force. He’s currently overseas, but very soon will be back in Germany! We were just joking around saying that I should go over there and visit him before he goes to his next duty station. Well, one thing lead to another, and I’m going to Germany sometime soon! I get to see my best friend again, and I get to experience lots of new places, and possibly meet some cool new people! I’m excited! (:
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
That’s a cancer free smile!
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
i do these when i dont know what to do