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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

adventuresofkizz:

makethatbitchyourwife:

feat:

it’s 2014 why can’t we travel back in time yet to relive that one happy moment or to change the things we would have wanted to do differently 

Time doesn’t exist, only clocks do; how can we travel back through something that doesn’t exist?

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

nabsinwonderland:

saveme-amazeme:

 

usually I hate camo but this is actually kinda cute

nabsinwonderland:

saveme-amazeme:

 

usually I hate camo but this is actually kinda cute

t0tally-pers0nal:

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

😍😍😍

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.


Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

"You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami."

- 10 Word Story by c.r.  (via childoflust)

whythatwhore:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

oh my god

askanniebexter:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

IT’S BACK!!
 IT’S FUCKING BACK!

Ruby had her puppies! Only 4 days old. (:

"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."

- This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via stay-ocean-minded)

lumos5000:

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

someone found a real life plot hole

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

aihmless:



Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

I crave a boy wanting me this much.

aihmless:

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

I crave a boy wanting me this much.

makeascene123:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.